So here we go:
1) Climate Change, Shlimate change. What happened to teaching science? How can anyone who has lived witnessing the last several years of ever increasing storm severity and widespread drought still believe this is the Earth cycling through these events, and everything will once again right itself? So said the T-Rex, just ask him. Oh yeah...he's extinct. This is the epitome of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Super Storm Sandy is the proverbial "hawk in the coal mine" (because the canary died during Australia's 15 year drought). This year 68% of the US was plunged into drought. That is probably not climate change. More than likely it is God getting back at us for removing prayer from school, or supporting gay marriage, or that blasphemous first step down the slippery slope of societal decay: letting women wear pants. That is probably where it all went wrong, not an anthropogenic reaction to the increasing cost of life on a small planet with 6.5 billion people that pumps out Carbon like McDonald's make hamburgers.
National Rifle Association who 90 minutes after the national moment of silence for the 26 Sandy Hook victims, 20 of them first graders and 6, dedicated educators who only wanted to protect their students, goes on National TV to say the solution to gun violence is more guns. Not only is this his position he has to put it in the most terrifying context of "the next Adam Lanza is already planning his next attack." Way to calm fearful kids and a terrified Nation WAYNE. And by the way guess who is arming these freaks? He had the audacity to call government officials jackbooted thugs for trying to pass gun control. Well all I can say is as the Vice President of Jackbooted Thugs, Wayne should know one when he sees one.
never wanted to be president. Weird huh? Seems like a long, painful, and expensive way to visit Iowa and North Dakota.
Just when we thought all this nonsense would be over: we survive the Mayan Apocalypse. Now what about all those who were convinced the world would end? Crawl out of the bunker, donate the canned goods to the food pantry, pay your Visa bill, call your boss and apologize. A whole new stupid year starts in a little over a week!